So much for date night.

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drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

You’d get fat

why would I get fat?

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dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

400% true.

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